johnsbighead ([info]johnsbighead) wrote,
@ 2005-09-12 14:07:00
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dining with a dirty old eccentric outsider artist
<td width="90%" valign="top"> Wasted days and lonely nights if I wasn't so loaded I'd remember these lovelies, ain't that right.  Chicken breast marinated in beer is a tasty alternative to a traditional wine sauce. PBR will work, any lager or blonde will do. A bird in the oven is worth two in the bush that's what me old gran' dad used to say. What's in your oven, Mr. Bakerman - bisquits and buns?  Gran' Ma says you need to keep the fire stoked until they're both good and done.  She said, Now don't forget that son.</td>

Dining Tips from a Dirty Old Outsider Art Maker


by John DAgostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist, a.k.a. The John Dog
Coffee, blood, or wine, which shall I sip while I dine.  If you wake at dawn the choice comes naturally – caffeine to get the heart pumping.  If you sleep till noon it may be harder to decide.  If you are eating a late brunch of eggs, pastries, and the like – a Cup O Joe is fine.  If you go for a lot of meats then your best bet is wine.  Blood should only be drunk when the sun is down.

Does anyone know these two young ladies.  I can't remember where I took this picture. I work the bars with my polaroid.  Give me a shout if you know 'em.  There is unfinished business to attend to. 


Black Coffee - White Wine

More notes of a dirty old outsider artist can be found here.  Send me some money so I can buy beer.  The polaroid gig ain't bad, ya meet a lot of pretty women down there, at the Chicken Ranch Bar and Grill.  If your daughters go missing you might just find them near, to a soldier, a sailor, a cowboy tryin' to nail her.  I got all the crap shots and snap shots in my rain coat pockets.  I'll sell them to the highest bidder. Or I'll hold them and stare and sit in my holey underwear, painting pretty pictures of girls with dark and light hair.  That's my nature, that's what I do.  I'm a dirty old eccentric outsider art maker, what do you do?



 


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